pucikat:

mouse be like ”Owo whats this” and its chease.

lomasdope:

“Create a life you’re excited to wake up to.”

—

nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

whaleypotter:

he died

yrpeach:

gimme a girl who can spend all day being my best friend and laughing with me and spend all night fuckin me that’s all I ask for lOrd

gaypeopletwitter:

shacklefunk:

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

cotilardmarion:

_{SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels}

popyopussylikedisss:

Grow some balls and say how you feel directly and stop wasting your own time thinking about shoulda coulda wouldas.

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

purplebuddhaproject:

“If your heart is broken, make art with the little pieces…”

— Shane Koyczan
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

purplebuddhaquotes:

“If you hear people from my past speak of me. Keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don’t even know anymore.”

—

brokendildo:

me: *eats something unhealthy*
also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

imanes:

when whoopi goldberg said she didn’t marry because she didn’t want a man in her house i FELT it

sugestive:

Not my photo, just my edit